DILBERT
Dilbert is the hero our saga. His pent up frustration can never be fully released, especially with the types of coworkers he encounters. He's in a rut, and he doesn't know how to fix it.
TASKARDO JESUS MASTER
Taskardo is one of Dilbert's bosses, who spends his time making Dilbert perform useless tasks. Dilbert can't help but notice Taskardo's pen, which cost over a week's worth of Dilbert's salary.
FAT FRED
Your typical office punk, Fat Fred is overweight from sitting at a desk all day and mean-spirited from working in an office his whole adult life. Dilbert won't put up with his nonsense.
BASTARDO JESUS MASTER
After the untimely death of Taskardo, his son Bastardo becomes the new boss. But where Taskardo failed, Bastardo plans on employing a new strategy.
RETIRED CAPTAIN JACKSON
Captain Jackson is old, bitter, and disgusting. Shouldn't someone be kind and put him out of his misery? Shouldn't someone stop him from spreading his misery? Dilbert thinks so.
JERRY DORKSTRUM
Sometimes things just can't get worse for Dilbert's mental health. When the jokester Jerry becomes Dilbert's cube mate, all hell is bound to break loose.
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Violent Dilbert!
written and illustrated by Dan Fritz
copyright 2003
